lolminoot:

never trust anyone that puts noses in their smiley faces.

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

multipack:

mom can i borrow $100,000 please i’ll give u it back when im rich and famous

(Source: perksofbeing-a-cauliflower, via condywin)

  • horoscope: aries enjoy breathing air and good food
  • girl: yaaaaassss bitch thats me as hell